Step aside, basic footwear—these shoes are a full-blown personality crisis in the BEST way possible.
What you’re looking at is a pristine, high-end pair of designer sneakers that started their life sleek, sophisticated, and way too normal. But then a wildly gifted artist took one look and said, “You know what these need? Bizarre blue and green alien creatures.” And just like that, fashion history was made.
These hand-painted masterpieces are covered in a joyful infestation of fictional beings. They are stubby, they are squiggly, they have eyeballs on stalks and limbs that suggest gym memberships in other galaxies. Some are walking. Some are waving. Some are just vibing, floating in space like, “I don’t pay rent and neither should you.” Each creature is painted with ridiculous love and glorious weirdness, in vibrant shades of blue, gray, and the occasional mysterious green. They look like the offspring of snails and jelly beans, but make it couture.
The shoe itself? Soft gray suede, flawless construction, creamy sole. Basically, the shoe version of a luxury sports car that also happens to be best friends with a cartoon cast from another dimension.
This is not a shoe to wear. This is a shoe that enters the room before you do and orders a fancy drink with extra foam. It says, “I like comfort and chaos.” It says, “I have taste, but also a deep love for intergalactic nonsense.”
These shoes are custom designed and hand painted pieces of artwork and are in no way affiliated with official COLE HAAN branding.
Step aside, basic footwear—these shoes are a full-blown personality crisis in the BEST way possible.
What you’re looking at is a pristine, high-end pair of designer sneakers that started their life sleek, sophisticated, and way too normal. But then a wildly gifted artist took one look and said, “You know what these need? Bizarre blue and green alien creatures.” And just like that, fashion history was made.
These hand-painted masterpieces are covered in a joyful infestation of fictional beings. They are stubby, they are squiggly, they have eyeballs on stalks and limbs that suggest gym memberships in other galaxies. Some are walking. Some are waving. Some are just vibing, floating in space like, “I don’t pay rent and neither should you.” Each creature is painted with ridiculous love and glorious weirdness, in vibrant shades of blue, gray, and the occasional mysterious green. They look like the offspring of snails and jelly beans, but make it couture.
The shoe itself? Soft gray suede, flawless construction, creamy sole. Basically, the shoe version of a luxury sports car that also happens to be best friends with a cartoon cast from another dimension.
This is not a shoe to wear. This is a shoe that enters the room before you do and orders a fancy drink with extra foam. It says, “I like comfort and chaos.” It says, “I have taste, but also a deep love for intergalactic nonsense.”
These shoes are custom designed and hand painted pieces of artwork and are in no way affiliated with official COLE HAAN branding.