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Orange Hustle x COACH

$450.00
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Status: In a relationship (AKA Sold)

Behold! The Most Majestic, Hand-Painted, High-End Bag of Your Wildest Dreams!

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of angels weeping because they don’t own this bag. What you are gazing upon is not just any luxurious, high-end purse—it is a one-of-a-kind, hand-painted marvel, touched by the hands of an artist so talented, their paintbrush practically levitates in admiration of their own genius.

This stunning blue tote is crafted from premium leather, smooth as a dolphin's dreams and sturdy enough to hold all of life’s most essential treasures (lip gloss, at least seven receipts you don’t need, and the existential weight of daily existence). But what TRULY sets this bag apart is the exquisitely whimsical hand-painted design—a stampede of tiny, mischievous orange amoeba defying gravity in ways that would make even physics professors shake their fists at the sky.

Are they leaping? Flying? Performing a synchronized acrobatic routine just for you? No one knows. But what we DO know is that their tiny, wiggly bods and outstretched eyes are filled with pure, chaotic joy. Their expressive, slightly unhinged little faces tell a tale of adventure, rebellion, and possibly an attempt to steal your lunch.

This bag isn’t just an accessory—it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and possibly a portal to another dimension where amoeba rule the world. It’s waiting for its perfect owner… and that, my friend, could be YOU.

Don’t let this masterpiece slip away! Adopt this bag today, and let these gravity-defying orange bods bring you a lifetime of delight.


This bag is a custom designed and hand painted piece of artwork and is in no way affiliated with official Coach branding.

PURCHASE

Orange Hustle x COACH

$450.00
.

Status: In a relationship (AKA Sold)

Behold! The Most Majestic, Hand-Painted, High-End Bag of Your Wildest Dreams!

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of angels weeping because they don’t own this bag. What you are gazing upon is not just any luxurious, high-end purse—it is a one-of-a-kind, hand-painted marvel, touched by the hands of an artist so talented, their paintbrush practically levitates in admiration of their own genius.

This stunning blue tote is crafted from premium leather, smooth as a dolphin's dreams and sturdy enough to hold all of life’s most essential treasures (lip gloss, at least seven receipts you don’t need, and the existential weight of daily existence). But what TRULY sets this bag apart is the exquisitely whimsical hand-painted design—a stampede of tiny, mischievous orange amoeba defying gravity in ways that would make even physics professors shake their fists at the sky.

Are they leaping? Flying? Performing a synchronized acrobatic routine just for you? No one knows. But what we DO know is that their tiny, wiggly bods and outstretched eyes are filled with pure, chaotic joy. Their expressive, slightly unhinged little faces tell a tale of adventure, rebellion, and possibly an attempt to steal your lunch.

This bag isn’t just an accessory—it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and possibly a portal to another dimension where amoeba rule the world. It’s waiting for its perfect owner… and that, my friend, could be YOU.

Don’t let this masterpiece slip away! Adopt this bag today, and let these gravity-defying orange bods bring you a lifetime of delight.


This bag is a custom designed and hand painted piece of artwork and is in no way affiliated with official Coach branding.

PURCHASE

    • Length : 11 1/2”

    • Height: 9 1/2 “

    • Width: 4 1/2 “

    • Handles with 10” drop

  • Taking Care of Your Hand-Painted Leather Handbag

    To keep your hand-painted leather handbag looking as fresh as can be, please try to follow these care instructions:

    Regular Cleaning: You might want to wipe your bag with a soft, dry cloth every now and then to get rid of dust. It’s not that hard, really, just do it.


    Protection from the Elements: Let’s be real—sunshine, rain, and snow aren’t exactly best friends with leather. Try to keep your bag away from them. Just saying.


    Avoid Chemicals: For the love of all things stylish, don’t let your bag near lotions, perfumes, makeup, or anything that could mess up that paint. 


    Storage Tips: If you’re not planning to use it, kindly store it in the dust bag and place it somewhere dry. A lot of damage can occur to the  bag when being stored. 


    Prevent Scratching: Please be careful with rough surfaces. Scratches are a thing, and your bag will probably hate you for it.


    Moisture Management: If your bag gets wet (which, again, it shouldn’t), gently blot it with a soft cloth and let it air dry. Don’t rub it—because that would make it worse. 

    To keep your precious artwork looking nice, it might be a good idea to treat it with some care. Leather care products? Just... don’t. They’ll ruin that beautiful painted finish you clearly spent money on. The leather will change color over time, of course, but that’s just nature doing its thing. Not like you can control it.

    Cleaning Your CGRC Products

    Since the painted surface is delicate, please avoid using any harsh chemicals. Just gently dab any stains with a damp cloth. Not rub, dab. The bags are already treated with multiple coats of water and stain repellent, so using leather cleaner would only damage the protective layers. But, you know, do whatever you want.